Custom Search
Showing posts with label booze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label booze. Show all posts

Monday, October 5, 2009

Sexy Beer

Best Blogger Tips
Bavarian Brewery Claims to Spice Up Sex Lives With a New Erotic Beer
By JOSIE COX September 14, 2009

Jürgen Hopf fits the stereotype of a Bavarian beer-maker, with his traditional felt hat, rosy cheeks, and proudly protruding beer-belly. But Hopf has given Germany's favorite drink an unlikely twist, creating libido-enhancing beer.

And the potion which he created almost seven years ago, has gone from strength to strength. Sales of the bottles adorned with a picture of a woman removing her top now make up more than a tenth of all the beer brewed in his village.



But his invention came about by chance, Hopf says. "I work at a brewery where all the processes are automated. One night though, the system failed and I was called up to try and fix it as I live just over the road," he told SPIEGEL ONLINE. "It was the middle of the night and there wasn't a soul in sight so I crossed the road wearing just my little boxer shorts and slippers."

What happened next is something which Hopf describes as pure magic. When he entered the brewery the machine was completely broken and couldn't be restarted. Semi-naked with no sleeves to role up, he picked up a large stick and started stirring the soupy brew by hand. "I suddenly felt strange and I knew that this beer would be different from any beer we had ever made before," he recalls.

Sure enough, two months later, the beer brewed that night back in 2002, had become somewhat of a local legend. Anyone in the village of Schönbrunn -- a settlement of 1,400 in the heart of the Fichtelgebirge Mountains in Bavaria -- who tried the beverage, reported a drastically increased libido. "Everyone I asked told me that they had not watched TV in the weeks," Hopf chuckles, "instead they had went straight to the bedroom with no time to spare!"

Hopf produced his "Erotic Beer" in ever larger batches. But each bottle is still brewed manually in the middle of the night by the 53-year-old brewmaster, who dresses in nothing but a scant, traditional Bavarian loin-cloth when making his beer.

Today, his brainchild has become one of the most successful products in the small village, which relies on agriculture and is home to only a few family owned businesses.

Although beer is commonly believed to lower a man's fertility, other companies -- such as the German biggest erotic store chain Beate Uhse -- have also tried their hand at marketing libido-enhancing versions of Germany's favorite drink. The "Popp-Bier," German slang for "F*@# Beer," with 4.8 percent alcohol content, hit the shelves in 2007 but was snubbed for its stiff price of almost €10 for a standard bottle.

Hopf's "Erotic Beer," on the other hand, was an instant hit when it was unveiled at an international beer fair in Milan, Italy, in 2002. "The Italian machos were absolutely crazy about it," recalls Hopf, whose name is almost the German translation of the English word for hops -- the flower used in the production of beer.
Related Links



Best Blogger Tips
  • Share On Facebook
  • Digg This Post
  • Stumble This Post
  • Tweet This Post
  • Save Tis Post To Delicious
  • Float This Post
  • Share On Reddit
  • Bookmark On Technorati
Blog Bookmark Gadgets

Thursday, September 10, 2009

My Favourite Drinks

Best Blogger Tips
The first week of classes is at an end. I hope everything went well, if not, don't worry it'll only get easier. But I'm forgetting about the serious stuff for now. It's Friday, and I want to drink. Just for fun, here are some of my favourite drinks.
  • Holy Water

  • Rev

  • Molson Canadian

  • Screwdrivers

  • Sex on the Beach (try Vex on the Beach, it's cheap)

  • Irish Coffee

  • Coke Lime and vodka/rum
Leave a comment with your favourites.


Related Links
Hangover Cures the College Way
Jenga Drinking Game
Comedian Bob Marley on Pizza and Beer
Recommended Movie: Zoolander Best Blogger Tips
  • Share On Facebook
  • Digg This Post
  • Stumble This Post
  • Tweet This Post
  • Save Tis Post To Delicious
  • Float This Post
  • Share On Reddit
  • Bookmark On Technorati
Blog Bookmark Gadgets

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Hangover Cures the College Way

Best Blogger Tips
The fall semester is starting and that means college parties are back on! Now before you hit the beer bong and get trashed off your ass, let me indulge you in a critical warning (aren't I always looking out for you?). You must prepare for (brace yourself) . . . THE HANGOVER! That's right, I don't just give you great ideas for getting and being bombed.

Thinking Ahead

The best remedies begin with preparing your body for the binge (come on, everyone cool does it ;P). Eat a good, light meal before you drink (no pizza or other crap you can see yourself puking up later). On the contrary, if you don't eat before your drink, your body is more susceptible to the alcohol and can actually get you drunk faster. But that's not recommended if you want to avoid the hangover.

Drink lots of nonalcholic liquid before and during binging. You need to keep your body hydrated. Alcohol actually steals water from your body and you need to replace it (usually all of those piss breaks amount to more than your body is intaking).

Let's Get the Party Started

Soyouwanna.com has some useful tips for helping prevent the hangover while your drinking: have only when alcoholic drink per hour (yeah, that's going to happen), alternate each drink with nonalcoholic drinks (yeah . . . right), and don't drink cheap booze (oh, come on, we're college students). Click here for more information.
Most importantly, "Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear".

The Morning After

If that doesn't work, (don't worry I don't actually expect you to do all of those buzz killers), here are some cures: drink lots of water, no more alcohol, stay in bed, take aspirin, try to eat a small, light meal, and do not drink coffee.

Myths?

As an alternative to the hangover cure there are some questionable recommendations. I don't now if they work but I have heard you can drink tomato juice with some lime, or even have the same drink you had the night before to balance your system (but I don't believe that). There are, supposedly, medicinal pills specifically for hangovers too.

Bottom of the Bottle

You can either get trashed off your ass and suffer a wicked hangover, or take it slow and have not so much fun.

Happy Drinking! Best Blogger Tips
  • Share On Facebook
  • Digg This Post
  • Stumble This Post
  • Tweet This Post
  • Save Tis Post To Delicious
  • Float This Post
  • Share On Reddit
  • Bookmark On Technorati
Blog Bookmark Gadgets

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Legalize Marijuana, Criminalize Alcohol

Best Blogger Tips
There is a lot of controversy about weed being legalized. I believe it should be legalized. While I am not a fan of how our government spends tax payers' money, they could earn a lot of revenue by collecting taxes on sales of marijuana. The country will also save a lot of money because the police don't have to waste their time filling out paperwork just because someone smoked a joint. And I believe that decriminalizing weed would make it less attractive to teens that smoke it to rebel against authorities.

I do think, however, that there should be restrictions, such as a maximum amount you can carry, no smoking in public, age limit, laws against driving under the influence (generally, laws similar to those of alcohol).

When you compare the effects of alcohol to marijuana, I think that alcohol can impair your judgement more than an equivalent amount of weed. What I mean is that I think that people under the influence of weed are more aware/under control compared to people that have been drinking.

Most people that smoke weed become very calm and peaceful. They rarely want to cause mischief and can be easily entertained with mundane things. Whereas drinkers are ready to party and cause shit. Drinkers are also more likely to become angry and violent and want to drive places.

When it comes to health, I don't think pot makes you dumb. It can have negative long term effects if the substance is abused, but so can drinking.

I think a room full of stoned people are less likely to do something illegal than a room full of drunk people. Therefore, I think the world would be a better place if marijuana was legalized and alcohol was criminalized. Not that I want booze to be banned. Best Blogger Tips
  • Share On Facebook
  • Digg This Post
  • Stumble This Post
  • Tweet This Post
  • Save Tis Post To Delicious
  • Float This Post
  • Share On Reddit
  • Bookmark On Technorati
Blog Bookmark Gadgets

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Jenga Drinking Game: Rules, Labels, and Tips

Best Blogger Tips
Boardgames can be a lot of fun . . . when excessive drinking is involved. Jenga is the best game for parties. All you need is the game, a marker, 2 or more players, booze, and a little creativity. A steady hand and concentration is also required (of which toasted people find difficult to grasp). The result is a quick game with lots of laughs and an interesting after game of crawling on the floor to pick up the pieces.

Consider this site your ultimate Jenga drinking game resource. The following Jenga related links and ideas are the best the web has to offer.

Basic Instructions

What you need:
The game Jenga
A pen
Large quantities of alcohol (ie. Rev, Holy Water, Sexy Beer)

What to do:
Mark the Jenga pieces with different rules and demands that relate to the party.

Gameplay
Follow the rules of regular Jenga. Once a piece is pulled, the player must do what the piece indicates.

The Creativity Part

You can write anything you want on the pieces. Connactivity.com has a huge list of ideas. You can write on the pieces before the game or have your guests write whatever they want.

Here are some of my favourites:

  1. Give/Take 1,2,3, or 4 (drinks)
  2. Strip (take off an item of clothing)
  3. Handswitch (player must play with their other hand for the rest of the game)
  4. Impression (do an impression of someone)
  5. Down the Hatch (finish your drink)
  6. Lurch/Gary Coleman (tallest/shortest player takes a drink)
  7. Beer Wench (you have to get everyone's drinks for the rest of the game)
  8. Name Genie (give all players a new name, everyone must address each other by their new name for the rest of the game)
  9. Rainbow Warrior (Pick a color. Everyone must drink 1 for every article of clothing they have on that contains that color.)
  10. Ru Paul (Switch seats with a person of the opposite gender.)

    Please feel free to comment on your ideas/faves.
On The Side
Anyone not involved in the match can make it interesting by betting on their favourite player.

Game Over
Before the game starts think of something humiliating the loser will have to do. Or if you don't want to be cruel make them clean up the game and setup a new one or chug a beer. Click here for a visual example from Youtube.
If you are able to achieve the optimal balance of booze and Jenga the game will be a huge success! Happy Drinking!

Related Links
Holy Water. Hallelujah!
Hangover Cures the College Way
Internet Stars
Nina Conti and Monk
iPhone Helps You Find Weed Best Blogger Tips
  • Share On Facebook
  • Digg This Post
  • Stumble This Post
  • Tweet This Post
  • Save Tis Post To Delicious
  • Float This Post
  • Share On Reddit
  • Bookmark On Technorati
Blog Bookmark Gadgets

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Comedian Bob Marley: Pizza and Beer

Best Blogger Tips
This comedian is very funny. I have seen him on the Comedy Network several times and I thought I'd share one of my favourite clips. Click the image below to watch the video on the comedynetwork.ca.

Sources: Image - cdbaby.com Video - comedynetwork.ca

Best Blogger Tips
  • Share On Facebook
  • Digg This Post
  • Stumble This Post
  • Tweet This Post
  • Save Tis Post To Delicious
  • Float This Post
  • Share On Reddit
  • Bookmark On Technorati
Blog Bookmark Gadgets

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Reverage

Best Blogger Tips
Rev is a great drink for parties. I drink it all of the time. It is a blue cooler with cola, vodka, and guarana. According to the ingredients there is vanilla, cherry, pineapple, and raspberry flavours. But they are hard to distinguish. They come in 4packs and recently in single, jumbo bottles. This is my favourite store-bought drink. I have had hundreds of them in the past few years. Luckily, you get your ten cent deposit back!

You can check out the website, Reverage.com, it sucks. But you have to try the drink. Best Blogger Tips
  • Share On Facebook
  • Digg This Post
  • Stumble This Post
  • Tweet This Post
  • Save Tis Post To Delicious
  • Float This Post
  • Share On Reddit
  • Bookmark On Technorati
Blog Bookmark Gadgets

Monday, February 16, 2009

Holy Water. Hallelujah!

Best Blogger Tips
Today I thought I would share my favourite drink with you. It's called Holy Water, and here's how to make it:

Holy Water

One Part Red Sour Puss
One Part Blue Caraco
Sprite

Mix together in a glass and serve with ice.

You can make adjustments to the drink in terms of measurements. For example, I have had this drink in the form of a shot, also very yummy.

Want a stronger drink? Add vodka . . . my favourite.

If it sounds good to you, next time you're at a bar give it a try! And let me know what you think. Best Blogger Tips
  • Share On Facebook
  • Digg This Post
  • Stumble This Post
  • Tweet This Post
  • Save Tis Post To Delicious
  • Float This Post
  • Share On Reddit
  • Bookmark On Technorati
Blog Bookmark Gadgets
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...